【整理转载】男人最怕的三个答案！(Three answers most scared by men!)

（1）随便 (Whatever)
男：今天晚上咱们吃什么？
(Men: What to have for dinner?)

女：随便。
(Women: Whatever..)

男：吃火锅吧。
(Men: Why don't have steamboat?)

女：不行，吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。
(Women: Can't, eat steamboat, later got pimples in my face)

男：要不咱们吃川菜。
(Men: Alright, why don't have Si Chuan cuisine)

女：昨天刚吃的川菜，今天又吃.......
(Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?)

男：那咱们吃海鲜去？
(Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood)

女：海鲜不好，吃了拉肚子。
(Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea)

男：那你说吃什么？
(Men: Then what you suggest?)

女：随便。
(Women : Whatever..)


（2）都行 (Anything)

男：那咱们现在到底做什么？
(Men: So what should we do now?)

女：都行。
(Women: Anything)

男：看电影怎么样？很久没看电影了。
(Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie)

女：电影有啥好看的，耽误时间。
(Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only)

男：那打保龄球，运动运动？
(Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?)

女：大热天的运什么动啊，不嫌累啊？
(Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?)

男：那找个咖啡店坐坐，喝点水。
(Men: Then find a café and have drink)

女：喝咖啡影响睡眠。
(Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep)

男：那你说干什么？
(Men: Then what you suggest?)

女：都行！
(Women: Anything)


（3 ）看你 (You decide)
男：那咱们干脆回家好了。
(Men: Then we just go home lo)

女：看你。
(Women: You decide)

男：坐公车吧，我送你。
(Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you)

女：公车又脏又挤，算了吧。
(Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la)

男：那就打车走。
(Men: Ok we will take Taxi)

女：这么近的路不划算。
(Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance)

男：那走路好了，散散步？
(Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk)

女：空着肚子散哪门子步啊？
(Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?)

男：那你想怎么着啊？
(Men: Then what you suggest?)

女：看你。
(Women: You decide)

男：那就先吃饭？
(Men: Let's have dinner first)

女：随便。
(Women: Whatever...)

男：吃什么？
(Men: Eat what?)

女：都行
(Women: Anything)

看看四下无人，杀了她......
(Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....)


* 忘了是哪位朋友传送给我的。相信很多朋友都收过了吧？
我想说的是：
同性的朋友们；千万不要干和以上相同的事情！！
异性的朋友们；希望你们都不会碰上这种女人！！

这种女人连我都受不了啊！！