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【整理转载】男人最怕的三个答案!(Three answers most scared by men!)

(1)随便 (Whatever)
男:今天晚上咱们吃什么?
(Men: What to have for dinner?)

女:随便。
(Women: Whatever..)

男:吃火锅吧。
(Men: Why don't have steamboat?)

女:不行,吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。
(Women: Can't, eat steamboat, later got pimples in my face)

男:要不咱们吃川菜。
(Men: Alright, why don't have Si Chuan cuisine)

女:昨天刚吃的川菜,今天又吃.......
(Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?)

男:那咱们吃海鲜去?
(Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood)

女:海鲜不好,吃了拉肚子。
(Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea)

男:那你说吃什么?
(Men: Then what you suggest?)

女:随便。
(Women : Whatever..)


(2)都行 (Anything)

男:那咱们现在到底做什么?
(Men: So what should we do now?)

女:都行。
(Women: Anything)

男:看电影怎么样?很久没看电影了。
(Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie)

女:电影有啥好看的,耽误时间。
(Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only)

男:那打保龄球,运动运动?
(Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?)

女:大热天的运什么动啊,不嫌累啊?
(Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?)

男:那找个咖啡店坐坐,喝点水。
(Men: Then find a café and have drink)

女:喝咖啡影响睡眠。
(Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep)

男:那你说干什么?
(Men: Then what you suggest?)

女:都行!
(Women: Anything)


(3 )看你 (You decide)
男:那咱们干脆回家好了。
(Men: Then we just go home lo)

女:看你。
(Women: You decide)

男:坐公车吧,我送你。
(Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you)

女:公车又脏又挤,算了吧。
(Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la)

男:那就打车走。
(Men: Ok we will take Taxi)

女:这么近的路不划算。
(Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance)

男:那走路好了,散散步?
(Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk)

女:空着肚子散哪门子步啊?
(Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?)

男:那你想怎么着啊?
(Men: Then what you suggest?)

女:看你。
(Women: You decide)

男:那就先吃饭?
(Men: Let's have dinner first)

女:随便。
(Women: Whatever...)

男:吃什么?
(Men: Eat what?)

女:都行
(Women: Anything)

看看四下无人,杀了她......
(Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....)


* 忘了是哪位朋友传送给我的。相信很多朋友都收过了吧?
我想说的是:
同性的朋友们;千万不要干和以上相同的事情!!
异性的朋友们;希望你们都不会碰上这种女人!!

这种女人连我都受不了啊!!